Comments on: Fuckin’ CHOWderheads (#1)

By: Alois

Alois — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:34:59 +0000

Ja. Und “Fich mich, der miserabler Horensohn.”

By: michael

michael — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:36:25 +0000

Here are two more things the Germans say:

1) “Die Juden sind unser Unglück!”

2) “Hast Du etwas Zeit fuer mich? / Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich / Von 99 Luftballons.”

By: packen

packen — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:01:14 +0000

If you have had two bottles of wine and want to be toastier without opening a new bottle, then have a beer.

You know what Germans have to say about that?

“Wein nach Bier das rat ich dir, Bier nach Wein das trinkt ein Schwein.”

By: michael

michael — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:50:23 +0000

Then you finish it. My policy is to not open a bottle of wine I/my compatriots are not prepared to drain. (Not that this policy has ever really come up.) If you have had two bottles of wine and want to be toastier without opening a new bottle, then have a beer. Mmm. Beer.

By: Munir ibn Daud

Munir ibn Daud — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:30:21 +0000

Ah… but what if it’s the third bottle of the evening?