Oct 072009
 


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A dialogue:

R**************r: Tina Weymouth has aged well, except now she looks like a friend’s mom.
R**************r: She would insist you called her “Tina” and make you a grilled cheese.
R**************r: Look at those two.
R**************r: Like your friend’s cool parents. Totally.
R**************r: All home theater in the basement.
R**************r: All guitars on the wall.
R**************r: All letting you have some beers out of the fridge in the garage/pool room.
E******n: holy fuck
E******n: all showing you an R movie your parents would never let you watch
E******n: Chris Frantz all talking to you about pleasing a lady
R**************r: All letting you smoke weed, “as long as you do it in the house where we know you kids are safe.”

This is all true. You cannot deny a single word.

Oct 052009
 

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McCoy Tyner - Days of Wine and Roses

Silly answers to stupid questions, brought to you by the disconcertingly well-scrubbed (for cooks, anyway) bunch of fair-traders at CHOW.com:

I have never had this problem. Ever. The average lifespan of a full bottle of red wine in my house is twenty minutes, or half that if I have a friend over, or a unit of time so small as to be rendered largely theoretical if I share with the roommates. I can’t even save wine for cooking beyond a single dish, because I ascribe to the culinary school in which every pour of wine into the pan is followed by five or six pours of wine into the cook. (These days, there is much interest among Streep-addled yuppies in beef bourguignon, but students of my school would scarcely survive the recipe.)

Really, who has this problem? If you cannot find use for an entire bottle of red wine in the space of an evening, you can consider yourself a failure as a bacchanalian, a gourmand, and a member of a social species. Assuming you are a seven-year-old girl who can’t finish a whole glassy green of the red stuff all by your be-petticoated self, don’t you have friends? Don’t they like some tasty wine? If they don’t, why did you let them in your house?

Sweet Borei Pri ha-Gefen, next they’ll tell us that a crispy vinho verde cannot be chugged down to the bottom of the bottle in the manner of Sprite.

Seriously, go out there right now (7:30 AM) and drink a bottle of wine. If you get a headache or start belting out La Marseillaise, that’s just your body’s way of telling you that you’re living.