And a little drunk. But not quite ready to break my streak yet. This post is a lie. A tease. It is pretty, empty, pointless, and a little wrong, like a corporate lunch at Hooter’s. But I have the next ten days off, so maybe I’ll get ambitious.

In the meantime, prepare for Saxophone Jesus:

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